Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via laughbitches)
I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out
(via the-enigma-that-is-me)
Man when Gordon Ramsay isn’t screaming his head off at incompetent people, he is literally the nicest, most soft-spoken and charming guy
(via agilityqueef)
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
can we all just talk about how sadistic we are
(Source: gaptaincanada, via agilityqueef)
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
(via lovleeyy)
“this is so sad
between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile”
Man
Homeboy was just doin’ other shit on the last gif
Haven’t you ever been doing shit
Then done
Other shit
Same thing
Damn
