June 2012
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plans with other people: tumblr
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supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
on the bus: tumblr
the apocalypse: tumblr
during my own funeral: tumblr
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carryonmywincestson:
pants with fake pockets
May 2012
soflymetothemoon:
maybelletea:
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
yessss omg
8 tags
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car:
One Direction: You're insecure,
Dad: No, I am not.
One Direction: Don't know what for.
Dad: You don't know how to listen.
One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
Dad: Okay, thank you.
One Direction: Don't need make up.
Dad: I don't want any.
One Direction: To cover up.
Dad: I let it shine!
One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
Dad: It is, isn't it?
One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Dad: Please don't call me baby.
One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
Dad: I don't know what?
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
Dad: No.
One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
Dad: Believe it then look away.
One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
Dad: Oh God, not this again.
One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
One Direction: So c-come on!
Dad: No.
One Direction: You got it wrong.
Dad: No.
One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
Dad: Unnecessary.
One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
~CHORUSx2~
One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
One Direction: na na na na na na
Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
One Direction: na na na na na na
Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
Dad: Oh my god!
~CHORUS~:
One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
Dad: Yes I do.
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad: YES I do.
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad: YES I DO!
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad: Never doubt it.
Me: Oh my God Dad!
Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
fivefagbags:
just-as-vain-as-zayn:
docezio:
do you ever want to talk to someone but they’re too perfect
i think you mean purrrr-fect
rememberthissmomentt:
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
all the time!
zombieinmybutt:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
So basically what you’re trying to say is,
we’re fucked.
ifyoucarryonthisway:
methroid:
you can’t spell studying without dying
or stud
Running in gym class:
sodamnrelatable:
Running for free food:
via sodamnrelatable
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
