July 2012
1612th:
i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why
resurrectedmau5:
when people change their urls and their picture at the same time
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thelordofthebutts:
This blog is gonna come back to bite me in the ass one day I can feel it.
bada-boombada-bing:
“yes, I’m a girl, and I pla-“
“yes, one direction are better than the bea-“
“hey girls, your boobs belon-“
“no, we don’t have coke, is pepsi oka-“
nothingbeatsagoodbook:
zipcodelove:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
i’m scared because that is exactly how my leg feels when it falls asleep and i never knew how to explain it
Mine’s doing that now :/
j4ckk:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
i alternate a lot between “why do people like me oh my god your taste is horrible” and “why doesn’t everyone absolutely adore me i’m so hilarious and cool and charming” because no one hates me more than i do but no one loves me more than i do either
try really hard and think of 10 people in your life who dont annoy you
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
